Pretty Please...

"Dear God,


I know that I've been busy lately to say hi, but I am sure that you've been up to your antics lately - fullfilling wishes and dreams of people silly enough to ask you for something, and yet putting your own twist into it.


On that topic, I have a bone to pick with you. 


Remember that Sexy Guy that I asked from you in Year 2008? 


Am sure when I asked that from you, you went "mmmm, sexy eh...ok...nah...take it...let's see how you handle it!" 


Firstly, I would like to thank you, he was indeed sexy but ended up....I think there's more than sexy that I need and want. I have to admit, I would have tweaked my request more if I had known that you were seriously listening to me.


So..Say...how about you grant me the same wish for Year 2011 but with some other additional attributes that I have been thinking hard about. So, how does this sound.... "Sexy, Reliable, Not too Old, Not too Young, Sensitive, Respectful, Astonishingly loving and caring in and out of Bed, Faithful....Sexy (wait...I said that twice...lol)"


I realised that I may not be the only person asking you for that. So if you're too busy granting the same request to the other 1Million people with your weird funny twist in them, I would much rather that you bless me for my Sexy Job (yes, it was in the same request as the Sexy Guy..you must really have been in the listening mood..I am not sure whether to be grateful or not..haha) first, then later in the year grant me that wish without your twists and turns...yes...I admit they have been fantastically interesting, soul lifting and all at the same time, heart wrenching...but please consider that although I am young at heart, but physically and emotionally just not as up to it as I have been before. 


So pretty please do consider my request."


Note: Just for laughs, but if god really does exist and is listening, have this to say... Laugh all you want.. but one day I will get what I asked for. =P